This is just what every film nerd needs for Christmas or any other holiday. The “Space Monolith Action Figure” from ThinkGeek . This Kubrickan inaction figure has absolutely zero points of articulation and it’s full of stars.
With the original proportions 1:4:9 and made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic) all it needs would be 32 Gb of storage and a USB plug.
Those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about don’t bother. This is very exclusive.