Does President Obama have a shape-shifting alien bodyguard? He absolutely does, and we have grainy, inconclusive video to prove it!
It’s possible you’ve seen a nutty conspiracy video on YouTube titled “OBAMA ALIEN demon UFO ghost 666 devil SECRET SERVICE.” With almost 3 million views, we clicked on it to see what all the hubbub was about. It’s basically three minutes of narrated footage showing “a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be.”
The text-to-speech program narrator shows clips of a bald-headed Secret Service Agent protecting Obama during his March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee. He acts strangely, and apparently shape-shifts into a reptile on camera. The best part? It was all “caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal.”
Shockingly, the video went viral with millions of views in just one week. It’s not the only one of its kind, either. I almost always have a “Nephilim” or “Anunnaki” video in my recommended or features stream on YouTube, and I’ve never gone looking for any such thing, scout’s honor.
In any case, the real fun began when the National Security Council was contacted about the video.
“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said . “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.”
Maybe that’s a joke, but we are required by our journalistic standards to point out that’s not exactly a “no.”
In any case, where is the public outcry for laid off shape-shifting alien bodyguards? They have zero fair representation. YouTube user “jane trivium,” you should be ashamed of yourself for such shameless character assassination. He’s just an honest shape-shifting alien bodyguard trying to provide for his family. He yawns and accidentally turns into a reptile for two seconds, and you’re ready to crucify him? Let’s not be so petty, people.
Here’s the video of President Obama’s shape-shifting alien bodyguard:
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