Dating App ‘Carrot Dating’ Compares Women With Dogs [Video]

Dating app Carrot Dating tells us that women are like dogs. You read that right, and we wish we were joking.

The man behind the dating app is also one of the founders of the website SeekingArrangement.com, a dating site that suggests striking a deal for a romantic encounter. Brandon Wade has a seemingly misogynistic view of dating and isn’t afraid to put money down on the idea.

According to the dating application, all you need is to offer the woman a bribe and she’ll give you whatever you want in return, from a first date to sex. It appears he’s been paying too much attention to Jim Parson’s character Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory when it comes to relationships.

It seems that if the usual means don’t work for you (talking to women, romancing them, treating them like decent human beings), Carrot Dating suggests you “dangle a carrot” in front of them and get what you want that way.

Dating app Carrot Dating says:

“There’s only one method of manipulation that has stood the test of time: bribery. It’s a concept so simple that even animals understand – give a dog a bone, and it will obey. Give a woman a present, and she’ll … Just as an unfriendly dog wouldn’t deny a tasty treat, any beautiful girl can be bribed into giving you a first date.”

It makes you wonder if Brandon Wade has ever been slapped hard enough. Any woman who knows about the dating app will most likely kick any guy known to be using it right in the nuts, and if you’re seriously considering using the app, here is some friendly advice; wear a cup and prepare to breathe mace.

Now for the best part of the whole thing, it appears that Brandon Wade got the idea for the app from his mother. That only makes us wonder how many times she’s been divorced or if she’s on drugs.

What do you think of the dating app Carrot Dating?