Robin Thicke’s Butt-Grab Girl Gets An Interview, Claims He Cheated

Did Robin Thicke cheat on his wife? That’s what butt-grabbed fan Lana Scolaro claims. But a better question is: What does Lana Scolaro have in common with Leyla Ghobadi, Traci Noblesm and Brittany Kerr?

We have no idea who they are! But more on that here…

Socialite and ladder-climber Scolaro recently put a post-VMAs photo on her Instagram account which shows the 36-year-old “Blurred Lines” singer actually crossing the line by putting his hand on her butt. Nevermind that Scolaro seems totally cool with it, draped all over him like a sleepy koala and all, she’s now saying that Thicke actually cheated on his wife with her at the party.

She told Life & Style that they made out… while Thicke’s wife Paula Patton was only a few feet away, presumably yelling at Miley Cyrus (according to another hilariously B.S. report).

“I don’t think he cared what she thought,” Scolaro confessed. “I was with him the whole night!”

She says the two met a week earlier, and that he approached her immediately after the VMAs.

“I just love the fact that you’re so young,” the 20-year-old recalls Thicke saying.

“His hands were everywhere,” she said.

She also said that she pushed him away at first because he’s married. But he apparently reassured her that Patton is totally “chill” about open arrangements, and that she even encouraged him to approach Scolaro for a little fun.

Is this starting to sound like 20-year-old fan fiction to anyone else?

Anyway, the two were unable to “go all the way” because they were interrupted a dozen times until the after-party finally broke up around 8 am.

Neither Robin Thicke nor Paula Patton (who dated for a decade before getting married in 2005) have responded to Scolaro’s claims, presumably because they have better things to do.