Space Monolith Action Figure

This is just what every film nerd needs for Christmas or any other holiday. The “Space Monolith Action Figure” from ThinkGeek. This Kubrickan inaction figure has absolutely zero points of articulation and it’s full of stars.

With the original proportions 1:4:9 and made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic) all it needs would be 32 Gb of storage and a USB plug.

Those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about don’t bother. This is very exclusive.