Penis Shaped Strawberry ‘Should Be Bigger’ Says English Woman

Dartford, England – A penis-shaped strawberry stunned 52-year-old Carole Collen when she found it in her garden yesterday.

No, you’re not a perv. That strawberry (below) definitely resembles a man’s genitals. Collen thought so too, which is why she snapped a picture of it immediately.

“When I saw it I just thought, ‘oh my God!’ ” she said. “It immediately reminded me of a man’s bits and I just had to take a photo.”

The married mother of two showed the picture to her friends, and everyone got a good laugh out of it. But despite the fits of giggles the penis-shaped strawberry blessed her family with, Collen still can’t wrap her head around how the fruit grew that way.

“At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but no. It’s funny how a strawberry can grow like that,” she said.

“My family couldn’t stop laughing. I must admit, I did think it was a bit small. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.”

Well, what a huge compliment to Mr. Collen, eh?

In any case, Carole Collen couldn’t wait around to see if the strawberry would grow to an “acceptable” size and plucked it. The implication in the Kent Online article that originally reported the story is that Collen and her family have since consumed the oddly-shaped fruit along with a mixture of other fruits and veggies from the garden.

Of course, the article did not specify who was bold enough to eat the penis-shaped strawberry. And that’s about where we’re going to stop today.

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