The Next Time Tiger Woods Hires Hookers, He’ll Do It As A Single Man

As we approach the end of the Tiger Woods soap opera story, there’s not much left now that could possibly be new, except that is that Tiger Woods is heading for a divorce court.

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin is reported to have decided that 1525 hundreds of hookers, MILFS and other stray women on the side is one to many for her liking, and she’s lawyering up.

Unconfirmed reports say Elin is seeing celebrity lawyer Sorrell Trope, and is believed to be planning to file for divorce in California to increase the chances that the couple’s property would be split evenly.

Elin (nee) Nordegren was also recently spotted out without her wedding ring.

Like meatloaf through a straw….