Stephen Colbert, who does the funniest Donald Trump impression on late night TV, took a jab at the reality TV mogul’s Obama publicity stunt yesterday with a counter-offer of his own that is not likely to amuse the prickly New York businessman.
Stephen Colbert’s Donald Trump announcement was definitely a late-night-only moment, given the language used and the nature of the counter-challenge presented — but dang, it was also freaking hilarious.
While Daily Show host Jon Stewart opted to deny both Trump and Sarah Palin any publicity for their media stunts Wednesday — Trump for his $5 million charity offer in exchange for more info on Obama and Palin for using the racially charged term “shuck and jive” to criticize the President — Colbert went full antagonist on The Donald, mocking his tone and his relentless zeal for pointing out that President Obama is indeed not white.
On last night’s Colbert Report , Stephen made the following offer to Trump after the mogul’s YouTube video demanding Obama’s college transcripts and passport application — warning, the language is definitely coarse:
“Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I’d like to make an offer of my own. Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC — you know I’ve got it — to the charity of your choice … Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever … One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. One million.”
Colbert continued addressing Trump and referencing the earlier publicity hoax, adding:
“But…this dipping — and I hope you’re listening very carefully Mr Trump — this dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction. One caveat … My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st.”
Watch the clip below.