Man Smears Mom’s Face With Dog Feces, Gets Free Pass To Jail

Palmetto, FL – William Jenkins chose a strange weapon of choice when attacking his mom, the 22-year-old Florida man first pushed her to the floor and then smeared her face with dog feces.

The dog feces face painting incident occurred after Jenkins’s mother allegedly asked him to clean dog poop off the back porch of their home. Instead William pushed his 53-year-old mother to the ground and attacked her with the stinky weapon.

The 22-year-old still lives at home with his mom and following the incident she ran to the neighbor’s house and called the police.

Jenkins immediately admitted to police that he smeared his mom’s face with dog feces but he adamantly denied shoving her to the ground.

The less than brilliant criminal could not give officers a good reason for his actions (hint, there is no good reason) but instead told officers that he smeared his mom’s face with dog feces because she was “yelling at him.”

Regardless of his shoving denial Jenkins was booked in Manatee County Jail and charged with felony domestic assault.

Bails has not yet been set for the dog feces attacker, perhaps because this is the third time in the last year that he has been charged on similar charges.

Perhaps its time for William Jenkins to stop owning a dog and then move out of mommy’s home at 22-years-old.

If your own son attacked you with dog feces would he be living on the streets moments after the attack or would you forgive him?

Here’s the mugshot for the dog feces lover:

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