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Valentine’s Day: Kim Kardashian’s Naughty And Nice Gift Guides

By Margie Mars
Published on: 23:30 PST, Feb 2, 2016

Valentine’s Day shopping with Kim Kardashian? Sure, if you’re willing to shell out up to $10,000 on one gift! Actually, the star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians managed to create her three guides with a great price range. Take a look at some of the gift suggestions introduced on her self-titled website, kimkardashianwest.com.

“Valentine’s Day Gift Guide: For Her” features fourteen luxe items including lingerie sets from Agent Provocateur, La Perla, and Fleur Du Mal ($45-$480). Also on the list is the Kim Kardashian fragrance Glam ($60), offered through retail store Dash, owned by Kim and two of her sisters, Kourtney and Khloe. For fans who love to emulate Kim, she offers a Rose Gold LuMee iPhone case ($55) like the black one on Kim’s own phone. Even Hillary Clinton bragged about the perfect selfie lighting it provides!

You may remember that, back in 2014, then fiance Kanye West sent Kim 1,000 roses for Valentine’s Day. That might explain her opulent “Valentine’s Day Gift Guide: For Him!”

The reality star isn’t known for being subtle, and these suggested Valentine’s Day gifts are no exception. Naturally included are a few selections from her man’s clothing line like the Yeezy Lambskin Bomber at a cool $3,134 or the Yeezy Sweat Pant at $585. No Walmart sweats for this diva! Some more affordable options include Vans High Tops ($60), an ASOS “gold” chain for $11 (that Kanye wouldn’t be caught dead in) and a Smartphone Projector ($28).

Ever since Fifty Shades of Grey became a worldwide fandemic, tons of women have come out of the closet with a few little BDSM fantasies of their own! While Kim was never exactly a wallflower, who knew she had this little list in her (except maybe Kanye)? “Valentine’s Day Gift Guide: Behind Closed Doors.”

Oh my, you just can’t ignore the racy photos at the top of the list! A few of the shots are from a shoot at the Château d’Ambleville in France… on a pile of dirt. There was a fuss about the shoot being styled by Kanye West, who presented his wife in a nude body stocking, champagne bra, black thigh highs, and shamefully dirty $2,701 Alaia cutout ankle booties. Such a waste! There’s also a close up of Kim’s ample bosom, two sets of intertwined legs and Kim’s famous behind covered in sexy black lingerie.

As for the gifts, the Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sting Riding Crop ($35) takes the prize for Most Naughty. Most Expensive goes to a bottle of Armand de Brignac Brut Rose Champagne at $10,000! People Magazine reminds us where we’ve seen this pricey potion before.

“[W]hich you may remember from the time Beyoncé poured one of these rare bottles into a jacuzzi in the ‘Feeling Myself’ music video.”

More modest items, in price only, include an Intima Silk Blindfold ($65) and Booty Parlor Melt Chocolate Body Fondue ($18). Kanye may wish to purchase two jars of the gooey confection.

Most Useless Item goes to the Désir Métallique Metal Mesh Handcuffs ($11) which couldn’t hold a kitten’s paws. With a delicate chain attaching the two cuffs it appears the only use for these pretty bracelets would be for a sexy photo shoot. There’s also a Spinning Static Dancing Pole ($129), an Iroha Yuki Intimate Massager ($100) and, what sexy gift list would be complete without some Steamy Coupons ($5)? Her list this year sure beats 2015!

You have to give Kim some credit here. She’s came up with some fun and thoughtful Valentine’s Day gift guides with a great price range. It must be a romantic, albeit hectic, time in the West household with toddler North and new baby boy, Saint. Can’t wait to see how Kanye tops the thousand roses because you know he will!

(Photo by: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

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