Get Ready, It’s Pete Doherty Porno Time

Pete Doherty is the worst ex-flame ever, even more so than John Mayer. While John’s flapping his trap all over town, Pete’s planning on debuting a “tell-all biography home video” at an Austrian adult theatre in Gaz. According to a friend who’s already seen the vid, “Some of it is very revealing.”

The grunge factor in combination with sexual factoids about Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse has got to be riveting, in the whole so-terrible-I-can’t-stop-watching way.

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