Levi Johnston Naming Second Child After A Gun

Levi Johnston isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, something we have come to accept over the years and his new decision to name his soon to be born daughter after a gun proves that point.

Levi and girlfriend Sunny on Wednesday revealed that he would name his second child “Breeze Beretta Johnston.” Beretta is the name of a gun made by an Italian firearms manufacturer and girlfriend Sunny Oglesby confirmed the name, just in case anyone was skeptical and thought Levi lost his mind.

Sunny also went on to confirmed that the pregnancy was a complete accident:

“We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control.”

So essentially this child is going to be born publicly knowing she was an accident named after a gun to a father who once very publicly posted nude in Playgirl magazine, how very Levi Johnston of the situation.

Speaking about his “love” for Sunny Oglesby Levi announced:

“I’m actually in love…not doing it just because we had a kid together.”

There is at least one person who isn’t a fan of Levi having a child with Sunny, former girlfriend and baby mamma Bristol Plain who told In Touch that she is “upset” with the decision and is worried Tripp will be teased one day for having “10 half-siblings” running around.

Hunting is a big sport in Alaska so perhaps naming a child after a gun isn’t the worst thing that could happen to little Breeze, however her dad being Levi Johnston might be the worst thing that can happen to her in the state.