Space Program Set To Take Erotica To Extreme Heights As Adult Site Plots Zero-G Film
The popular erotic website Pornhub is planning on taking its offerings to a whole new height – up into space. They’re currently crowdfunding their zero-gravity erotica as part of the Pornhub space program on Indiegogo.
While this sounds a little like science fiction, the Pornhub space program planning has already taken off with plans to shoot a porno movie on a shuttle service like that on offer from Virgin Galactic. They say that the zero-gravity erotica will be something incredible, shot around 68 miles above the surface of the Earth, while taking a giant leap for porn-kind.
At the time of writing, the Sexploration funding campaign has managed to raise a whole $4,954 in the last 18 hours, with 60 days left to raise the hoped for $3,400,000 they would need to launch the Pornhub space program to new and exotic heights.
Corey Price, vice president of Pornhub told the Huffington Post they are aiming for a late 2016 release. He said naturally their stars will need to prepare for the rigors of outer space erotic exercise.
“If all goes well, the schedule will include an entire six months of training for space travel for our crew and performers before we’re comfortable with launching them into space.”
“We need to know all participants are sufficiently prepared for the rigors of space-age coital activity (as well as filming in or past the stratosphere).”
In an interview with the Huffington Post, 26-year-old Eva Lovia admitted that she had never managed to get into the Mile High Club on a plane. When asked whey she’s never done it she said the only place you can do it on a plane is in the bathroom and that “they’re disgusting” whereas on a Virgin Galactica flight they will have use of the whole plane. She is now really looking forward to becoming an extreme member of the Mile High Club at 68 miles up while starring in Sexploration.
This. This is what the evolution of humankind & technology has been leading up to. Crowdfunded porn in space. http://t.co/SqrahrPwzH
— Glenn Kisela (@g_kayy) June 11, 2015
Lovia said while we don’t know if any of the astronauts have had sex in space and if they had they probably hide it, she and co-star Johnny Sins will be the first to “publicly admit it.”
“The bragging rights alone are worth it.”
According to Price, his two stars will go on a shuttle with a six-person film crew and the action will start once the vessel reaches new erotic heights, so to speak.
“As soon as the ship reaches its maximum altitude there will be weightlessness for at least a few minutes. Our actors will be having sex and climaxing within that time frame –- ideally, of course.”
Apparently it’s not just the money involved that is a problem as they also have to think about any health risks to the actors beforehand and would need to set up the equipment to handle any possible atmospheric changes.
Elon Musk wants to serve internet from space, pornhub wants to make porn in space. Sure, why not. https://t.co/BltdFfYc77 via @malinidas
— Kyle Machulis (@qDot) June 11, 2015
The other problem is whether companies the likes of SpaceX or Virgin Galactica would be prepared to have their shuttles used for the Pornhub space program and whether anyone would be happy to clean up any mess once filming is done.
While the Huff tried to contact both companies, there has apparently been no response, but Pornhub’s media guy, Mike Williams, says they are currently having discussions with a number of private space travel companies.
The other problem to be faced is the difficulty of “getting it on” in zero gravity. Back in 2011 Athena Andreadis from the University of Massachusetts Medical School apparently told Space.com that it would be difficult. There would be no traction and the couple would keep bumping up against the walls.
“Think about it: you have no friction, you have no resistance.”
Whether the Pornhub space program will ultimately take off and fly will have to be seen to be believed. In the meantime Pornhub say on their Indiegogo page that their stars will be “joining the ranks of Armstrong and Gagarin by pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity, make history and push the boundaries of intergalactic Sexploration by filming the first ever sex tape in space.”
Whether either Neil Armstrong or Yuri Gagarin would have approved of the whole idea is unknown.
They reckon that by launching their Pornhub space program and ultimately making the porn film Sexploration, they will not only change the face of adult entertainment but will also chronicle “how a core component of human life operates while in orbit.”
Meanwhile anyone contributing to the Pornhub space program crowdfunding campaign will receive a selection of different perks from payments ranging from a rock scientist to a mechanical engineer.
As reported on the Inquisitr recently, Pope Francis is very concerned about the amount of porn on the Internet. Wait until he hears about the new plans for the Pornhub space program and the upcoming release of the 68 mile high erotica, Sexploration.
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