Courtney Stodden, Teen Bride, Launches New Website

Courtney Stodden, the 17-year-old who last year married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison (while aged 16), has announced her own new official website.

The teenage bride, who actually looks about 26, dispatched a press release yesterday talking up her new online home. Her announcement promised the site would host “never-before-seen photos, videos, up-to-the-minute news flashes, press releases, blogs, networking, a boutique and exclusives.”

Anyway, the site is here, if you wish to see it. From the eighteen seconds I spent there, it seems to cater nicely to the army of fifteen-year-old one-handed net surfers who form Stodden’s core audience.

Oh, and if you sign up as a VIP member, untold treasures await you: namely, an autographed poster of the “rising star” in a bikini. All for the low price of $39.99. Which is great, because Google Images has a chronic shortage of images depicting Courtney Stodden in swimwear.

You’ll also be let in early on special announcements, be the first to hear – CUH-RIST ALMIGHTY – her upcoming single, ‘Reality,’ and also be in a draw to win complimentary passes to Stodden’s 18th birthday bash.

Come, friendly alien death rays, fall on earth.

[Via E! Online]