Grilled Cheese Eaters Have More Sex, Study Finds

National Grilled Cheese Day is coming April 12, and a new study from social networking site Skout has revealed some tantalizing information on the tasty treat.

Apparently, if you want to have more sex, you should start eating more grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s because 32 percent of the sandwich’s fans have sex at least six times per month, compared to just 27 percent for those who don’t like it.

This ridiculous finding was just one of many in the survey of 4,600.

CBS Philadelphia has a nice roundup of the details on their website, noting that 26 percent of people who order or fix a grilled cheese sandwich will remove the crust before eating it and 47 percent command extras “like pesto and tomatoes” instead of just going with your cheese-and-bread classic.

More details from the survey itself.

“While a grilled cheese sandwich may seem like a safe, all-American meal, 88 percent of grilled cheese fans say they are ‘fairly’ or ‘very’ adventurous.

Sixty percent of adults surveyed say they prefer a grilled cheese sandwich that mixes two types of cheeses. Only 40 percent are grilled cheese purists.

Eighty-one percent of people who love grilled cheese sandwiches say they have donated their time, money or food to those in need.”

Additionally, sandwich-lovers were 6 percent more likely to travel than haters.

And as for the age-old question of which cheese is the most preferred? American and Cheddar were the two most popular at 41 percent and 33 percent, respectively, while other cheeses like mozzarella, Swiss, provolone, and brie, rounded out the last 26 percent.

This isn’t the first time the Inquisitr has brought you some hard-hitting news on the topic. In fact, as amazing as people who love the sandwich seem to be, grilled cheese can actually be bad for your health, particularly when you get in to prison brawls over the stuff, as a group of 50 men found out at Rikers Island Prison in New York City.

In that incident, the inmates went at each other for about an hour, and the undermanned corrections officers couldn’t do much about it other than watch behind the glass. The prisoners thew chairs and used mop sticks as weapons against each other until they could finally be calmed down. More than a dozen inmates and one officer were injured.

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So, there you go. Grilled cheese brings people together and it can tear them apart. As for the original sex finding, do you see any correlation between your love for grilled cheese and time in the bedroom? Sound off in the comments section.