Melissa Rauch’s Sex Wish Is Cheating With The Ninja Turtles, But Poor Donatello Won’t Get His ‘Big Bang’

Too soon? Melissa Rauch’s sex wish for a so-called “hall pass” might be cheating on her husband with one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but poor Donatello just dropped out of the running. Alas, if you have not heard the news yet, the teen techno turtle with the purple head band won’t be getting lucky with the Big Bang Theory actress, or anyone else for that matter.

In a related report by the Inquisitr, Melissa Rauch’s nude sex scene in The Bronze is said to be quite shocking, since it involves actual gymnastics as part of the action.

The Big Bang Theory star may be funny on TV, but Melissa Rauch’s sex life is apparently quite interesting. The 34-year-old actress says this particular idea sprang to mind when she saw the billboard for the Ninja Turtles movie and thought, “Leo, pretty hot.”

Since this is a CGI character we are all talking about, Melissa Rauch’s husband, Winston Beigel, apparently was all too ready to hand out a hall pass.

“We’ve been together thirteen years. My free pass is any – there could be a lot of them – of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, any which one I so choose,” Rach admits, according to MetroLand. “And he was like, ‘That’s it – that’s your hall pass, any one of them.’ I think at this point though I know it’s not gonna happen and maybe it’ll just be a guy on Hollywood Boulevard dressed as mutant turtle and I’ll be like, ‘Alright, I’ll take that guy.’ ”

Unfortunately, Donatello is now removed from that list. If you still don’t know what we’re referring to as a comic book fan, then you should probably stop reading since the last part is all spoilers.

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

The latest TMNT comic book issue was written by Tom Waltz and TMNT co-creator Kevin Eastman. It’s already quite controversial since it has done one thing that has never been done before in the past. Typically, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may suffer from cuts, bruises, and torn emotions, but never have one of the Ninja Turtles died. That is, until now.

Without giving the whole plot away, the short version is that the Ninja Turtles had temporarily aligned with Shredder in order to fight back against Krang. The turtles were understandably suspicious of Shredder, and the reverse was true. The latest issue clearly shows Donatello dead after being shell-stabbed by Bebop and Rocksteady while he was “turtling” the home base. With a mighty “krak,” Rocksteady’s sledgehammer does Donatello in.

What do you think about the Ninja Turtles comics killing Donatello?