Dear Lord, Joel Osteen Is Ripped!

Televangelist supremo Joel Osteen has caused another splash, literally. The 48 year-old Pastor of Lakewood Church was in Hawaii this week on vacation with his family, wife Victoria, son Jonathan and daughter Alexandra. Most impressively, he sported a six-pack and a true beach body.

On his website, Joe Osteen provides numerous articles on keeping healthy, including ‘Developing Eating Habits for a Long, Healthy Life’, in which he discusses the importance of what we eat:

There are a lot of things that we cannot control in life. We cannot control the weather, the air that we breathe and we can’t control the people around us. But we can control what we put into our mouths. Many people don’t realize today the reason they don’t feel well and the reason they don’t have any energy. They’re dealing with headaches and allergies and sometimes even more serious, chronic illnesses, simply because of what they’re putting into their system everyday.

He goes on to use the Bible as inspiration behind healthy eating, with the story of Daniel:

We can learn a lot about the benefits from healthy eating from Daniel in the Bible. He knew the importance of eating a healthy diet. When he was a young man, just a teenager, the king in that region told the officials to go find the strongest, healthiest, most intelligent young men to serve in the king’s court. And Daniel was chosen. The officials were instructed to feed these young men with the king’s rich, fancy foods and to give them plenty of wine. The king wanted them to be the strongest and healthiest as they possibly could be.

But Daniel was a breed apart. He served God with his whole heart. Because he knew some of those foods had been offered up to idols and knew many of them were not good for him, he told the official, “I don’t want to eat this food. Just give me fresh vegetables and water.”

The official didn’t know what to think. Finally, he said, “All right Daniel, we’ll let you try this for a little while. But in a few days, we’re going to see how you compare to these other young men.”

Ten days later, the Bible says, Daniel was stronger, healthier, and he ended up 10 times smarter than the other young men. Yes, he had God’s blessings and favor but he was also putting the right fuels into his temple. While the other guys were eating their donuts, and candy bars and junk food, Daniel was filling up on nutritious foods.

Judging by the pictures, Joel Osteen’s been doing something right.

Source: TMZ