Bill Clinton Back Up To Old Tricks, This Time With Mistress Code Named ‘Energizer’

Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that former President Bill Clinton might be back up to his old tricks. This shocking eye-opener came to light yesterday after Page Six Magazine obtained a copy of New York Times bestselling author Ronald Kessler’s upcoming book, “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal The Hidden Lives of Presidents.” It just so happens that embedded deep within this book is the accusation that a “buxom blond mistress” code-named “Energizer” regularly visits Bill Clinton’s home in Chappaqua, New York:

“Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer. The book, portions of which I’ve obtained, says none of the normal protocols are followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house. Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: ‘You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.'”

The book also reveals that Bill Clinton’s Secret Service agents find his new mistress Energizer to be very friendly. It helps that Energizer reportedly brings them cookies from time to time. It perhaps also helps that according to one agent, the naughty mistress likes to wear revealing clothing:

“It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

The irony is that the agents view Bill’s wife Hillary Clinton in a completely opposite light. She allegedly acts so “nasty” and “hostile” to them that they “consider being assigned to her detail a form of punishment.” Ouch!

So who exactly is Ronald Kessler, and should his claims regarding Bill Clinton’s alleged mistress code named Energizer be trusted? Fox News Insider notes that he is the individual who broke the story back in 2012 about Secret Service agents “being placed on administrative leave” after being busted with prostitutes. Furthermore, according to his biography on Newsmax, where he currently works, Kessler has previously written for the Boston Herald, the Wall Street Journal, and the Washington Post. Those seem like very legitimate credentials.

Unfortunately, there’s still no way to confirm whether these accusations about a mistress code-named Energizer are genuinely true. What’s likely true, however, is that there’s going to be some turbulence in the Clinton household in the next upcoming weeks, if not the next upcoming months!

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