Justin Bieber’s Mother Pleads With ‘Horny’ Fans After His Suggestive Selfies
Justin Bieber’s mother Pattie Mallette pleads with her son’s fans to stop telling her he makes them “horny,” after he sends suggestive online messages
Justin Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, delivered a very clear message to her son’s millions-strong Twitter fanbase Friday night, in language we’ve never heard from the openly Christian inspirational speaker and author before — which was precisely her point.
“Dear Sweet Beliebers, Please stop telling me my son makes you horny. Its NOT something a mom wants to hear. Love Mom #ThingsYouDontTellMom,” Mallette tweeted her over three million followers last night.
Dear Sweet Beliebers, Please stop telling me my son makes you horny. Its NOT something a mom wants to hear. Love Mom #ThingsYouDontTellMom
— Pattie Mallette (@pattiemallette) July 12, 2014
Bieber’s mother’s tweet probably had to be that blatant to get through to her son’s ragingly hormonal fans. But, in their defence, Beliebers had a little prompting Friday night.
Around two hours before Mallette pleaded not to be dragged into the teenage wet dreams of millions of Beliebers, Justin tweeted three links to selfies at his Shots of Me account, two of which were suggestive of self-pleasuring. [And yes, we know we sound like puritans.]
In his second message, Bieber told his over 52 million mostly female fans that he was:
” Bored… Look at the Eucerin lotion in the back, pretty essential,” then linked to the Shots below.
Since Eucerin lotion is a dry skin solution we were perplexed. Was Bieber spending a quiet night in dealing with skin issues?
In a way; yes. We were subsequently reliably informed that Eucerin lotion is commonly used as an lubricant when males self-pleasure — or to put it more bluntly — masturbate.
The Biebs’ next post was Ron Burgundy’s line ( as played by Will Ferrell) — ” I’m trapped in a glass case emotion” — in the first Anchorman film.
The 20-year-old’s caption “#Trappedinglasscaseopemotion,” possibly referred to feelings of sexually frustration.
Whether Bieber’s suggestive messages were for the benefit of his current gal pal, 18-year-old fitness Yovanna Ventura – who, presumably, wasn’t around — or for the attention of on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez isn’t clear.
But as one fan pointed out:
#controversial well if that isn’t the biggest shade from Justin to Yovanna #eucerin….I expect Selena/Justin selfies #soon LOL
— never leaving Justin (@timefornewname) July 12, 2014
E! News reports that although Bieber and Gomez are not currently boyfriend and girlfriend, a source revealed the twosome may be trying to make each other jealous by posting social media photos with new dates — as both stars have done in the past few days.
(Photo via Twitter: Gomez and Watson in New York City, July 9.)
Selena, 21, was seen hugging and puckering up to male model pal, Tanz Watson 26, at Tao – a restaurant in New York City – this past week.
Meanwhile, Bieber has been blitzing photos of himself and Yovanna on multiple social media accounts.
“They are kids. Of course they might try to do that [make each other jealous],” a source told E!
(Photo: Justin Bieber and Ventura in two of the many photos the pair have posted this past week alone.)
Either way, last night Bieber connected in a frisky way to a legion of girls who project similar longings onto him.
Small wonder Mallette had a long night.
And, just in case anyone was still in any doubt as to what Justin was talking about when he name-checked Eucerin, Patrick Nilsson — his Swedish trainer who travels with the singer — replied to his boss’ Shot’s message to make things crystal clear.
Nilsson wrote: “@justinbieber – bored=fapping… Look at the Eucerin lotion and the hot fresh towels in the back…. Pretty essential for the fap-station.”
Even Bieber’s childhood pal Ryan Butler got in on the action.
“@justinbieber – bored Friday nights lotion turn up,” he captioned one Shots post.
It’s within this context that Mallette was swamped with “horny” tweets from Bieber fans. Quite why Beliebers felt the need to communicate their desires to his mom is inexplicable. But from her Twitter plea this was the case.
Who’d be the mother of a young, sexy pop/R&B superstar?