Miley Cyrus Employs Baby Sis: ‘Noah Is The P***y Police’

Miley Cyrus is in the news headlines yet again this week; this time round it’s to announce her latest outlandish antic which is to employ her younger sister Noah to be her “pussy police.”

For those of you who are unfamiliar with that term, it basically means that her baby sis, 14-year-old Noah, now has the task of making sure Miley’s clothes are covering her private parts properly at all times and that she looks her very best.

Cyrus revealed on an Australian radio show that she often worries that she will suffer an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction and perhaps show a little too much skin.

And that’s where pussy police officer Noah comes in, as it’s now apparently her job to make sure her big sis is covered properly before going on stage.

In her own words Miley Cyrus told the 2Day radio host:

“You just have to hope to God that this unitard covers everything that it has to cover. [Noah’s] the p***y police. She makes sure that everything is staying intact. Especially on ‘Love, Money, Party.’ I’m up on this car, so my little sister stays down there and is like ‘pull to the right, something’s coming out!’ She stays there and makes sure I’m all good.”

As well as making sure her sis is covered up properly while performing Noah also encourages her sister while she’s on stage by dancing along with her in the front row at concerts:

“She does the dances with me the whole time. Sometimes she’ll be doing them wrong and I’ll notice that I’m following her and I’m not doing the dance that I’m supposed to be doing. I’ll just be doing whatever she’s doing. So it’s fun, we just play with each other like the entire show.”

The question remains, will Noah Cyrus follow in her big sister Miley’s footsteps and become a star with whom the media are obsessed? Or, will she be happy just backing her sister up at gigs? The answers to those questions remain to be seen.