Kim Kardashian Video Game: Can We Make Sex Tapes, Get Pregnant, And Call Our Baby ‘South’?

An upcoming Kim Kardashian video game will probably elicit groans from gamers everywhere, but it should be worth a laugh or two since it allows everyone to take on Hollywood like Kardashian. But unless it includes crazy hi-jinks related to Kim Kardashian’s sex tapes and other groaners, then I have to wonder why anyone would bother…

In a related report by The Inquisitr, Kimye say they are continuously in their honeymoon period, so it’s perhaps with no wonder that they’re talking about wanting to make another baby. Despite claiming to be a good mom, Kim is rumored to be planning on scarring her future child permanently by naming any baby boy Easton West. Ouch, although I suppose that is better than ending up named South because, you know, you can’t have a redneck in the Kardashian family.

According to the description of the Kim Kardashian video game (which I vehemently refuse to play despite semi-reviewing it now), it says gamers will “join Kim Kardashian on your own celebrity adventure” as you “hit the hottest clubs, flirt in love, and fall in love!” As long as we can avoid anyone like Kanye West, then I don’t think the last part should be a problem. In addition, the game will allow you to “take over L.A.” by “dating and dumping celebs” while wearing “kustom” outfits. The funny bit about the last part is that Kanye supposedly does not like Kim’s fashion sense.

But I have to wonder what else is in the Kim Kardashian video game requires the rating to include warnings against “mild sexual content and nudity”? Yeah, I doubt there will be a sex tape reference by Kimisaprincess Inc. (the company name deserves at least a guffaw). But I have no doubt that I may experience “mild horror” at playing the game, and I may be forced to employ “mild profanity” in describing my experience. Still, this game does sound very accurate in one respect since it includes “mild alcohol, tobacco, or drug use or references,” although I doubt the mild part in reality.

What do you think about the Kim Kardashian video game? I know, instead of playing this dumb video game, let us invent our own game where we invent the snarkiest comment to it you can think of!