Chrissy Teigen No Underwear Policy Not Changing To Please ‘Prudish’ Haters
Chrissy Teigen exposed her no underwear policy on a recent broadcast of Fashion Police, sparking an outcry from the usual haters. And now the uninhibited model is blasting back at those small-minded folks who didn’t appreciate the show.
You can see Chrissy Teigen’s vulgar but funny Fashion Police appearance by clicking right here.
Egged on by Joan Rivers, the model flashed co-host George Kotsiopoulos. Teigen also gave the panel and the TV audience an all-too-graphic explanation of how she can handle those red letter days without breaking down and wearing granny panties.
Most reports on the topic seemed to think Teigen’s entirely serious. But I’m fairly sure that the model is having fun with us.
It seems to me that about five seconds with her Twitter feed reveals that Chrissy Teigen is more than just that Sports Illustrated model who can’t be bothered to put on any underwear.
She also has a sense of humor. So, you know, that s*** she said about kinda putting the tampon string between her butt cheeks? I don’t believe it for one minute. She trims the string, guys. That’s it. That’s the whole secret.
And if you’re offended by Chrissy Teigen’s no underwear policy, she couldn’t give a flying you-know-what. To everyone who reached out to Teigen in the aftermath of the Fashion Police appearance, she has this message:
I have a whole new league of assholes after today’s underwear nonsense. Really prudish, bored assholes. “Oh me oh my!”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 13, 2013
Here are a couple of other random examples of Chrissy Teigen’s tweets:
Have u guys heard of this breaking bad television show?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 12, 2013
I don’t understand what this Kendrick Lamar shit is but I am absolutely POSITIVE I am already caring too much
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 13, 2013
Lots of jealous children watching me play Nintendo I almost feel like I should give it to them but alas I am me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 14, 2013
If you’re still bothered by Chrissy Teigen’s no underwear revelation, maybe you could just grow up?
[Chrissy Teigen in black by Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com, Teigen in pink by Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com]