Jessica Simpson: Movie renamed but it still blows

If a rotten movie is renamed does it still stink? According to desperate movie bosses it may suck that little bit less. Jessica Simpson’s Major Movie Star flick will get a new name in a bid to dress up a dog, or using everyone’s favorite expression – put lipstick on a pig.

The movie that has been called out by several unkind, and accurate critics as being one of the worst of all time will be renamed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, and released to an unsuspecting public on DVD in America according to Usmagazine.com.

Apparently Major Movie Star did really well in Russia, opening in number one spot. We are betting the only other movies showing in Russia that month was a doco about paint drying and a Bond Film. And we all know the Russkis hate James Bond.