Sarah Palin crop circles? no, just a local farmer with too much time on his hands

Crop circles are a global phenomena bringing out the best in alien conspiracy theroies, but image flying over rural Ohio and seeing Sarah Palin staring back at you.

No, it’s not aliens, but it is a local farmer with far too much time on his hands who has a serious Sarah Palin fetish. Duke Wheeler of Whitehouse, Ohio finds Sarah Palin so exciting he paid an artist to etch her image in his corn crop. No word yet on what happens once the corn matures and the field turns yellow, unlike the slipping aura around Palin the candidate.