Pervert with Manure Fetish Arrested. Then it gets weird.

A man in the U.K. has been arrested after he broke into a farm, covered himself in animal waste and was found pleasuring himself in a manure spreader.

But upon sentencing, the Truro Magistrates court was told that 40 year old David Truscott had been convicted of a similar offence back in 2004 at the same farm. From The Sun:

At that time, the farmer came across a trough filled with dung and tissues scattered around. He then saw two hand prints and a “bottom print” where manure had been. Police who searched Truscott’s home found 360 pairs of women’s knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.

He was jailed for three years for burglary and arson after causing a blaze at the farm which killed a cow when he couldn’t find manure to pleasure himself in.

He would walk into the farm to roll in manure and perform sex acts on himself before washing in a cattle trough. Once he entered a milking parlour to use a roll of industrial toilet tissue. He had stripped to his pants and climbed into a manure vat.

Police caught him carrying a bag full of underwear, women’s trousers and firelighters. The farmer’s wife and two children said they were “terrified”.

Usually, perverts find themselves in a load of crap After they commit the offense, not before.