‘Is Obama Gay’? Michelle And Barack Have Afghanistan’s Taliban Sounding Like Joan Rivers, Claims Bowe Bergdahl
Is Barack Obama gay? Bowe Bergdahl is claiming that the Taliban in Afghanistan asked him that very question while he was being held captive by the group. The Islamic terrorist organization apparently became quite bored sometimes, reaching the point where they discussed the rumors that Barack avoided Michelle Obama to sleep with men. While such gossip is usually reserved for the backwaters of the Internet, this theory became popular when Joan Rivers was alive because she claimed that Obama is gay.
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The U.S. military recently had Bowe Bergdahl arraigned on desertion and other military charges. If he is determined to be guilty, Bergdahl may be court-martialed and the desertion charge carries a sentence of up to five years in prison. But, if it is determined that he endangered U.S. troops with his actions, then he could even face the possibility of life in prison.
The United States Army Sergeant is accused of deserting his post in Afghanistan’s Paktika on June 30, 2009. It is reported that Bowe disappeared from Combat Outpost Mest-Malak before being captured by the Taliban’s fighters in the area. While he was being held captive for five years, he claims he was tortured in various ways. He was only allowed to use the bathroom twice a day, and he developed bedsores and chronic diarrhea.
“They put me on an Afghan bed and they chained my feet to the ends of the bed and chained my hands to the tops of the bed so that basically I was spread-eagle on the bed and blindfolded,” Bergdahl said in a recent Serial podcast, according to NewsMax. “And that’s how I spent the majority of the next three months.”
During his second attempt at escape, he managed to hide out for eight days and he recalls seeing six American drones moving across the sky. But, by the time he was re-captured, he was so frail that the Taliban punished him by ripping out his beard and hair instead of beating him.
“It was like OK if I’m going to die, either from exposure out there or being shot while I escape, it’s better than having my head cut off because I saw enough of those movies or videos to know what that would be like,” Bergdahl said.
While guarding Bowe Bergdahl, Taliban jailers apparently would become bored and ask questions about everyday life in the United States. They were allegedly very curious about American soft drinks, especially Mountain Dew, and they also had many questions about where people on U.S. military bases got hold of prostitutes, alcohol, and drugs.
Rumors and gossip about the Obama family apparently made its way over to Afghanistan and Pakistan since they directly asked if Barack Obama is gay.
“They ask you, is Obama gay and sleeps with men,” Bergdahl claims.
Nobody knows exactly why the Taliban would ask such questions, but there have been rumors and speculation on the Internet for years. For example, one rumor claims that Barack Obama is gay and Michelle Obama was born as Michael LaVaughn Robinson before having sex change surgery.
Before Joan Rivers died, she made this conspiracy theory popular when she used Barack Obama and the First Lady as an example of whether or not the United States would ever have a gay president.
“We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down,” said Rivers. “You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.”
