Guys: Could you take a Pee if Gene Simmons was staring at you?

He’s Kiss vocalist/bass player, Family Jewels flaunter, serial promoter and happily unmarried to a playboy bunny. He’s Gene Simmons and he’s found another way to get his face in front of you – by encouraging you to pee on him.

Gene Simmons Family Jewels branded urinal cakes have been showing up in public restrooms around New York City recently. The puck sized deoderizers and disinfectants have an advertisment with Gene Simmons face emblazoned on them, giving you something to focus on and aim at while you’re releiving yourself. Personally, I’d be more releived if there were no aged rockstar looking up at me while I’m taking care of business, but that’s just me.

And what’s with him holding up his fingers like that. Is he supposed to be indicating how big (or how small?!?) something is?

[Photo & Source: BestWeekEver, Via Perez Hilton]