Yet. Another. Zombie Attack. Naked Floridian Bites Chunk Out Of Man’s Arm
A Palmetto, Florida man stormed (naked, by the way) into his his girlfriend’s house and bit a chunk of flesh out of a man’s arm, the latest in a string of strange, violent attacks. Dare I say, zombie attacks.
The so-called “Summer of Zombies” continues with the story of Charles Baker, a 26-year-old west Florida man who visited his girlfriend’s home on Wednesday night. He was supposed to be visiting his kids, but he was completely blown out of his mind on drugs and decided it would be a good idea to strip naked and bite a chunk of flesh out of a visiting man’s bicep. According to the Bradenton Herald, this all took place at about 10:15 p.m.
According to the authorities, Baker burst into his girlfriend’s apartment after she opened the door slightly and started screaming, swearing, a babbling. Jeffery Blake, 48, attempted to restrain him, but got a big chunk of man taken out of his arm. Despite being munched on pretty badly, Blake wrestled Baker to the ground and restrained him until police arrived.
When the police did arrive, Blake released Baker, who stood up but was unresponsive to the orders of the deputies. The naked Baker faces authorities, clenched his fists, tensed up, screamed, and looked as though he was going to rush the authorities, says the Daily Mail. At this point, the deputies tasered him. Twice. Then they arrested him.
The authorities said that Baker was under the influence of an unknown drug.
Slow down, though. The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta recently went out of its way to announce that there is no zombie apocalypse. Yeah, the announcement was a bit tongue in cheek, but with all of the strange attacks going on lately, someone had to say something.
Still, one wonders…