Yes Martha, there is indeed a company that makes and sells fake dog poop [Video]

Of course fake dog poop has been around since before I was even born (hey, no smart-ass cracks there bub) but even though their ads could be found on the back of things like comic books or on the shelves of some five and dime joke store no-one really asked the hard question – just who makes this crap?

Well in the case of fake dog poop there is one company down in Texas that goes by the name of Brown Fido, ya that’s right, Brown Fido; and not only do they have a promotional video up on YouTube – see below – but they have also come out with a special promotion for this year’s Valentine’s Day.

Of course I’m not so sure that you loved one’s will appreciate getting a pile of dog poop even if it does spell out “I (heart shape) U”, but should you feel inclined to put your life on the line head on over to their page and order yourself up some dog poop for Valentine’s Day.

via Laughing Squid