Introducing the Guardian Angel 
No, we’re not making the last part up, as it appears that the quacks are invading Amazon. Here’s the full list of claimed miracles:
* Eliminate Chronic Pain! * STIMULATES 344 POINTS OF PRESSURE IN THE HAND. * produces the same benefits of traditional acupuncture without a costly visit to the Dr. or the use of needles. * RELIEVES FATIGUE, STRESS, INSOMNIA, * PROMOTES ORGAN REGENERATION There’s quite a few golden reviews, but this is my favorite:
Since losing my spleen in a shocking harpsichord-related accident, I have been searching for a product that would re-generate my lost organ.
Imagine my delight when I stumbled upon the Guardian Angel supplied by the world-famous Dr Yoo. Tears of joy ran down my face when I read in the Product Features that it would also relieve stress, fatigue and insomnia – all conditions suffered by the spleen-less.
So why only four stars? Well, it gets good marks for stimulating every single one of my hands 344 pressure points – yes, I have counted – and for being gold-plated.
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