Best of Amazon: Guardian Angel fails to regenerate organs

Introducing the Guardian Angel, a vibrator shaped tool that promises the world, including organ regeneration.

No, we’re not making the last part up, as it appears that the quacks are invading Amazon. Here’s the full list of claimed miracles:

* Eliminate Chronic Pain!
* STIMULATES 344 POINTS OF PRESSURE IN THE HAND.
* produces the same benefits of traditional acupuncture without a costly visit to the Dr. or the use of needles.
* RELIEVES FATIGUE, STRESS, INSOMNIA,
* PROMOTES ORGAN REGENERATION
There’s quite a few golden reviews, but this is my favorite:

Since losing my spleen in a shocking harpsichord-related accident, I have been searching for a product that would re-generate my lost organ.

Imagine my delight when I stumbled upon the Guardian Angel supplied by the world-famous Dr Yoo. Tears of joy ran down my face when I read in the Product Features that it would also relieve stress, fatigue and insomnia – all conditions suffered by the spleen-less.

So why only four stars? Well, it gets good marks for stimulating every single one of my hands 344 pressure points – yes, I have counted – and for being gold-plated.

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