Toe curling sex just a whisper away – or so they say

Remember those LED thongs (hopefully you rushed right out and got some) that I passed along to you guys a few days ago? Well if you thought that they were just the most perfect gift you had ever seen for that lovely lady in your life you are just gonna drop dead for this little goodie.

Just for those love starved geeks who are a little on the inept side of the bed when it comes to all that hot action after you get those LED thongs off Sony Toys have just the thing for you. Yes guys they have just for you something they call the Body Trainer exercise aid. Other’s might be gauche and call it other things – like LoveTrainer.

The idea being that this little gizmo can monitor things like your heart rate and provide helpful messages during your efforts at amazing your love partner with your abilities. The messages are something like this (you can get the audio versions on their site)

The foreplay, will now begin!
Please confirm the heart rate sensor!
Your stamina will be evaluated!
The lovemaking, will now begin!
Following the beat, make love much harder!
You are making love, at a very good pace!
Making love a bit more gentler, would be perfect!
Well done! Let’s make love more regularly

Source: Gizmodo

Now don’t hurt anyone in your rush to get your order in before Valentines and you two can your own handy set of these