Breastmilk as a Weapon: Ohio Woman Charged

I’ve heard jokes before about moms spraying annoying people with breastmilk, but didn’t think it was possible until I read this strange report.

A woman in Ohio has been arrested and mugshot-ed after she sprayed police officers with her milk during an altercation. Ohio mom Stephanie Robinette, 30, is accused of drunkenly using her baby’s food as a weapon against the law enforcement agents after a wedding fight:

Early Saturday, officers responded to a dispute between a married couple at a wedding in Delaware, OH.

The husband alleges his wife, Stephanie Robinette, 30, struck him several times and locked herself in the car.

When officers tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a “breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Sheriff Walter Davis said in a statement.

The milk-spraying mom is currently in custody, and it is not known if she has yet been appointed or retained a lawyer. Robinette has been charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.